Which player is most likely to look at himself in the mirror after a weights session?
Mitch Grigg
What’s the funniest sledge you’ve heard on the field?
Jaensch: “I don’t like this thumb tape... why? Because it brings my kicking efficiency down from 98% to 97%”
Who would you least like to pair up with in the boxing ring during training?
Scott Thompson
Who would you like to have kicking for goal after the siren if you are three points down in a Grand Final?
Nathan van Berlo
What is your coach’s favourite saying?
“This is what Geelong does ... Geelong did this...”
Which teammate is most likely to be invited to the coach’s place for dinner
Rory Sloane
If you could draft any player into your team, who would it be?
Steven Motlop
If you had the power, what is one thing you would change about the world?
Taxes
Outside of footy, what would be your dream job?
Professional sleeper
If you could appear on any reality show, which one would you choose?
Home & Away
Who has the best taste in music at the club and why?
Porps, old fashioned classics
Who has the worst and why?
Brad Crouch, every song he hears he sings along to it
What meal is your speciality to cook?
The brew
What is your favourite TV football show?
Marngrook Footy Show
Who is the best-dressed teammate at the club?
Ricky Henderson
Who is the worst dressed?
Rory Laird
Who is the most skilful all-round sportsman at the club?
Jarryd Lyons or Rory Sloane
What is your favourite way to spend a day off?
Beach, something active, coffee, stir up one the boys and call a couple of mates to say g’day
Who was your childhood celebrity crush?
Bec Hewitt/Cartwright
Which of your teammates fancies himself as a celebrity?
Tom Lynch or Mitch Grigg
Who is your funniest teammate at the club and why?
Jaenschy, because he gets all his jokes off me
Which teammate is the most likely to tweet a comment while watching a game at home?
Me
Which teammate would struggle to turn a computer on?
Charlie Cameron and Sam Siggins
Which teammate is most likely to take a ‘selfie’ and post it on Facebook?
Mitch Grigg, Sam Kerridge and Angus Graham
