Chris Knights
Skills
Best game you’ve seen:
Sydney v West Coast, 2005 grand final
The player you have modelled yourself on most:
Simon Goodwin
Proudest moment in football:
Playing my first AFL game against Hawthorn last year.
Fitness tip:
Keep raising the bar
My partner on Dancing With The Stars would be:
Tamin Sursok
If I performed on The Footy Show’s Screamers, I would sing:
Living on a Prayer, Bon Jovi
Dream destination on a holiday:
Greek Islands
Funniest teammate and why:
Darren Pfeiffer – because he says the stupidest things
The last time I laughed till I cried was:
Hiking through the Grampians with Darren Pfeiffer by my side
The best advice I’ve ever had was:
Never look down on those who look up to you.
If only I could:
Run the 100 under nine seconds.
My mates say I look like:
Martin Mattner
One day I plan to:
Skydive
I’m always being reminded to:
Behave myself
Your first job:
Working at the movies
If I wasn’t a footballer I’d love to be:
A wealthy businessman
In 2026, I’ll be:
40
Favourite movie line:
Blue! There is no ice in my lemonade. Drop down and give me ten now!
Favourite comedian:
Chuck Norris
Favourite invention:
Talking Boonie
Favourite author:
JRR Tolkien